Can I get a very poor girl to do whatever I say because I have money and am incredibly good looking?
Posted on 04. Jun, 2010 by admin in White Wine
Fist off I want to say that I have the body of a greek god, and have features that seems like they were carved out of a great impressionists work of art. Needless to say I am a masterpiece. I can go on about myself for hours(i’m completely serious here), so lets get on to my plan. Well, my plan is to whisk her away from her home in south central L.A. in my Rolls Royce. After we get out of that hellhole…. I mean lovely neighborhood, we shall put my car in convertable mode, and drive about town. Then I will take her on a shopping spree to louis vuiton and get her a 10,000 dollar purse(I know it’s a cheap one, but shes a cheap girl she won’t know the difference..hahaha). We will then go to a fine restaurant and drink pinot de blanc, and talk about things that have no relavance, but make me seem impressive such as: border control, tax policy, the latest lacrosse game scores, golf, tennis, and maybe I’ll throw in some dry humor. So what do you guys think?
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Isabel
04. Jun, 2010
you sir are not very nice
the entire plan sounds condenscending. get over yourself, and then try to impress her by who you are and not what you have
sexyboi23
04. Jun, 2010
lmao..you are lying but this is funny
olboyacreepa
04. Jun, 2010
douche bag
itching_knowledge
04. Jun, 2010
Hurr hurr. Don’t forget a biscuits and tea break, before your brunch.
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04. Jun, 2010
I think your an effing idoit.
Pardon my french.
Emzie123
04. Jun, 2010
Cocky aragant son of a B!tCh
Sophie-anne the (former)brunette
04. Jun, 2010
*cough* troll *cough*
I <3 him
04. Jun, 2010
I wouldn’t do it. I know its cheap but she’s a cheap girl. wow sounds like you could be a jerk. I like being lower income then most because at least I treat people with respect.
Alisa S
04. Jun, 2010
Depends on the girl and depends what you ask.
And uh, are you very strange troll?
OMG! a Bunny!
04. Jun, 2010
Conceited much?! Asshole..
Des
04. Jun, 2010
i think you need a hobby.
Shaun
04. Jun, 2010
Money doesn’t always buy love. And no matter what you’ll always love yourself more than you will any girl. Girls need love and attention, but seems you have more focus staring at yourself in the mirror.
A cheap girl.. talk about putting her down.
Hopefully she says no.
candyswirly
04. Jun, 2010
What are you, a narcissist?
Alwayslovingeyes
04. Jun, 2010
I think, nice dream to have spoken of, but wake up, this is reality!
And in reality, nothing goes as planned. Dana
Tom
04. Jun, 2010
you poor poor insecure man i hope you rot in ****
ƌɩsƈo ƞϵvϵг ƌɩϵƌ
04. Jun, 2010
If she has self-respect, most likely you could not.
iheartcavs
04. Jun, 2010
I’m not going to bother reading what you have to say. From your question, you sound like a complete douche. Please google “Tool Academy” and sign yourself up.
SC
04. Jun, 2010
Only assholes lie about sh*t they don’t have..mature men do’nt do that! and if you do have all that stuff why would you come ONLINE of all places to ask for permission..LOSER, get a fu*king life!
jesse
04. Jun, 2010
OK honestly why would you label her poor girl that’s fucked up! she just a girl and grow..quit being so cocky you narcissus .
ashleigh
04. Jun, 2010
get a grip you sad pathetic little girl!! dont take advantage of people that arent as well off as you , stuck up prick , im sure your just a sad lonely ugly little person and you just remember what goes around comes around! always! i cant wait to hear that this girl has done realy well for herself in life and your stuck in some trashy old trailer park all faty with 20 kids and a big fat slob ov a wife and ur sik ov ur life , im sure your life isnt as perfect as u say it is , this is just a joke u loser!
LALALA
04. Jun, 2010
Wow so humble. Aren’t we a freaking ray of sunshine duche
duchess
04. Jun, 2010
it depends on the girl. but w/ that attitude no girl should wanna be w/ u
hahaha ur self absorbedness reminds me of my self. be sweet dont be an asswhole but hey money talks
my maria
04. Jun, 2010
whats worse then posting a question like this on a saturday night, is responding to a question like this on a saturday night.
Shame on me.
Clueless?
04. Jun, 2010
cocky as fuk
Chelsea
05. Jun, 2010
Hahaha, this is obviously a fucking joke
Charley
05. Jun, 2010
you’re way too cocky & not very nice..
if i was her, no matter what you bought me, i wouldn’t go
anywhere with you because of your attitude.
confidence is good, being cocky is bad.
Daniel
05. Jun, 2010
basically you want a gold digger.
go to Mexico,Russia,Cambodia and look their for poor women.
Daniel
05. Jun, 2010
seriously it is because guys like you that I want to kill people. hope I never find you
Dave
05. Jun, 2010
Poor people usually respect themselves too much to allow themselves to be degraded.
Michelle
05. Jun, 2010
WTF hoe u cant be serious if she has sence she wud ran as far away from you as possible
Jimbo
05. Jun, 2010
damn. cocky son of a b*tch
Dave F
05. Jun, 2010
I’d suggest a street smart “very poor girl” from South Central LA is likely to dump you very quickly after taking you for everything she can get. I’d also think she would be rather disinterested in your conversations unless it involved the drug trade, the latest hip hop and offering up your house for a money laundering scheme her brother is looking into.
Do you think that she might be able to pawn that $10,000 louis vuiton purse for $5000 with a second hand dealer for some quick cash? There is a saying from Hugh Jackman in the movie Swordfish which goes something like this “You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl”. Remember that, it will serve you well.
I too have the body of a greek god, and extremely impressive features. I know I could stand in front of the mirror all day admiring the stunning work of my creator – but I have so many more important things to do. I certainly hope that you too find something much better to do with your time too, rather than spout your upper class humour here amongst the masses.
Oh and yes… I was joking but thanks for the laugh!
Apple
05. Jun, 2010
yeah uh huh……and then you woke up and realized you were knocking on 40 with a pot belly still looking for chicks on yahoo answers!!!!!!!!ahahahhaa oh man…….
Tastes Like Kevin Bacon(:
05. Jun, 2010
lol Edward Cullen was good looking in text.. but then it was just Robert Pattinson
Maybe. My friends got a hobo to dance for a dollar so same thing, right?